PURPLE DRANK: THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

Man, this stuff is the real deal. It'll knock you out quicker than a right hook to the jaw. You start feelin' fuzzy, like you can run through walls. But lemme tell ya, the comedown is brutal. One minute you're in cloud nine, the next you're sick as hell. This stuff can mess you up real bad. You gotta be careful, cuz it's dangerous territory. Syrup